Bracketologism

It's march.

March=basketball Madness.

March Madness=this

March Madness means BYU makes a 25 point comeback to win their play in game against Iona. The pic is of my man Brock Zylstra just after he made the shot to give the cougs the lead in the final minutes of the game. that is hype right there. Zylstra has on and off days, but last night he made the play when it counted. I don't think BYU's going to make it all the way to the final four, or even the second round for that matter, but it'd be nice if they did. It's a good thing BYU won their game because our intramural team got worked. Jake's Woman-friend Hannah was kind enough to fudge my foul count so i kind of finished the game out with 6 fouls. Maybe she's a bit cooler than i let on.

We've all filled out brackets in the apartment, and andrew has turned our kitchen wall into an enormous bracket so that we can keep track of the tourney.

A couple Pointers before you finalize your bracket at noon today. 

1) pick wins based on which university's name sounds cooler. For me, Vanderbilt always goes far. it just sounds manly.

2) Pick wins based on where you live. VCU is my national champion. Don't quite know how it worked out, but it did.

3) Disregard anything a sportscaster says.  Sportscasters are nothing more than glorified high school jocks who blew their knees out......then learned how to talk and got on tv.

4) To pick the perfect bracket, picking a team that is statistically worse gives you a greater chance of winning, because the odds are so astronomically small that your bracket will predict the outcome of every game exactly right, so picking a team with a tiny chance of winning actually seems to give a higher probability of winning right?

5) in the event of a hard pick for a win, flip a coin. works great on tests.

I don't think i'm going on a date or hanging out with anyone for the rest of the month. NOTHING compares to college basketball. Sure, the NBA is fun and all, but they're playing for all the wrong reasons. College ball=limited time, teams change every year.

This is funny though:

He'll also look for someone to pass to to take the game winning shot. Yo man, I heard You like lebron, so we took the clutch out of your car.

Don't get me wrong, lebron's an incredible athlete, but The heat seriously need to get their act together. No wonder Chris Bosh looks pissed all the time. I saw part of the game tonight and was like "why does that man look like he's about to kill his mother?" now i know. He's got to play with lebron and D. Wade. it's that simple. King james' hype has exceeded his ability. somthign like that. i could go on.